Have you ever wondered about your birthday, and why you were born on that particular day. Here's some food for thought.
If you were born in January, there is a good chance that your parents got drunk somewhere on Spring Break and forgot to use birth control.
... February, odds are that you were concieved at the Prom.
... March, you were probably are the result of a summer vacation romance.
... April, crazy 4th of July party... or a family reunion. (Yuck!)
... May, Back to school hook-up.
... June, Homecoming.
... July, Your Mom dressed like a sexy nurse (or some other slutty costume), and hooked up with your Dad who probably had on a vampire costume.
... August, your parents probably had sex in your Dad's old bed at your Grandparent's house over Thanksgiving.
... September, Mom's Christmas poresent to Dad.
... October (There are a lot of October babies) New Years party!
... November, you might have been a New Years resulution.
... December, Duh! Happy Valentines day honey!
